Special K

Welcome SteveB01 plus Ed.. Gooooooood colour! Slightly off the true tang of Toyo but welcome.. Cobra system has many enthusiasts. And if it's street cred you are after it is up there... You've no id for location, so it's difficult for members to engage with you... Spec K

And.... ?? I have only one question - does that "giraffe's ear abortion" work aerodynamically? Or is it just flim-flam bling poncy upgrade-for-the sake-of-it-the dealers-are screaming-for -something shite ? Rich - what is it? And if it works, what does it cost?

Faith I will try and make it. My problem is traffic (at that time of evening) over the M25 - Dartford - car park. It was murder yesterday with the lane widening garbage for mile after mile... I am convinced that it is not 'homo sapiens' who drive cars in the UK/on motorways. It is a species of ape that has yet to be identified by their propensity to slow to 50 miles per YEAR if they are less than 300 metres behind the lead car at 15mph... thus, they let in every numbnuts who is able to make up a car length... so we go slower... .. thus am I required I put it into reverse... I am GOING BACKWARDS, FFS! Spec K

A man received the following text from his neighbour - " I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home but that's no excuse. I can no .longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies with my promise that it won't, ever, happen again." The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead. A few moments later, a second text arrived - "Bloody autospell. I meant 'wifi' not 'wife'...." Spec K

Looks great, Lauren... defo on my wishlist... Spec K

Mike - thanks for that. Cheaper than Bedford South - I'm booked in, see you there! Spec K

Thanks Jo Spec K

Jo - if the fourth space is available for the Drifting/Over grip limit day is available for 23rd I'll take it please. I'll sort out payment with you on Thursday, if that's okay. Spec K

Now, if you'd been turbo'd you'd have been there by now... <darfc> Spec K

Mike - nice looking but it looks like you could do with a big brake kit on there with those rims... Spec K

I've fitted the 4-point underbody brace from Summit. Much cheaper than TRD Transforms the handling when combined with the top mount brace. Spec K

I popped over to Phil's place yesterday morning to remove the std wing fenders and replace with my BRZ ones... (cor, Phil lets his missus drive his TRD... ... the only thing I'll let my missus drive is the grandson's pram...) .. between us (and Keethos/Jay's excellent advice!) we had 'em off in half an hour... new ones went on in less than 10 minutes.. Mine were fully painted and I reckon they really go well on the blue.... now de-badged sides and rear and running in stealth mode... Spec K

Car Limits are having a 'Fun Day' on Friday 08 August at North Weald Aerodrome, Essex (ten minutes from M11 Harlow turning) I did one of these last year and it was good fun. And, at £49. jolly good value... their 'High Speed Bend' plus two circuits, no chance of doing any damage (although I did get a puncture!) A good 'track novice' intro for those who fancy 70-plus and giving it some beans.. www.carlimits.com Spec K

Does a 'two way component' mean that you play songs to your speakers? Weird.... Spec k

Happy birthday, you young whippersnapper.. 21 today, 21 today He's got the key of the door, never been 21 before... and with his 86 in a bit of a fix he'd better sell his sweet amour or he'll end up very poor... Spec K

Speakers? Pah! Balderdash! Humbug! Bling! Added weight! No increase in horses! Piccie looks good, though.... but could do with a good polish... oh, and carbon mirror covers... Spec K

Can someone please point me towards the 'guidance notes' for removing the side fenders? I'm sure I read (I think it was) Keethos' guide on how to do it but I'll be blowed if I can find it now... Tnx Spec K

You can always tell a 'lady... all you need to do is use rude words in her company.. ... if she's a 'lady' she won't know the meaning of the word... and if she's not a 'lady' it doesn't matter anyway... Spec K

This is bullshit. Take it to RRG in Macclesfield... cheaper than £800 for a new part.. Spec K

Problem with vents and a forward sloping bonnet is that, when it rains and you're parked up, you get a soggy engine... I like the idea of 'lifting' the rear of our bonnet and venting it there... bottom of windscreen... Spec K

James - there are two t's in Pattaya..... mai me phan ha, chai rai? Spec K

Mark said this was a freebie..? Oooh... dyno? wheel align? new Superpro bushes all round? 10" Rays ? ADO8R's? GT4 transmission implant? Whilst I barbee..? AWESOME!! (.. rubs hands in anticipation..) Spec K

Not sure on this one. When the bonnet lifts that far, at that angle, it is not a 'spray and display' jobbie. Sorry. .. not that I know anything about accidents, of course... Spec K

How much out of back? !! Dave - there are two persons in the UK who've totally stripped a GT86 - the Britcar guy and Adrian (Dave) at Fensport. The Britcar guy is on a mission (financial ruin). Adrian is on a mission (to improve the breed). Your choice as to phone ... ? Spec K

Aaargh! Rob, this is education - are you qualified?. Sarah is not a 'Female' any more than I'm a 'Male'. Sarah is a 'lady'. And I'm a 'gentleman'. 'Cos I'm kind to animals. Dunno what Sarah's kind to but it doesn't matter . Spec K